now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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