My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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