Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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