I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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