you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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