I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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