she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.