Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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