Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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