i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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