GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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