That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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