problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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