You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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