it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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