wat bout pragnant strippers??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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