people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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