I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
