Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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