How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
