If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
soo... how was my night?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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