you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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