yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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