How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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