This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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