I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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