sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
be right there i have to get my cape
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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