dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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