I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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