But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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