My nipple is on Facebook.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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