It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
