Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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