ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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