this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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