she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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