i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
