Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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