Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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