I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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