she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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