just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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