My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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