Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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