Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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