2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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