So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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