Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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