people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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