so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Enjoy the penises
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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