after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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