Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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