If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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