So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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