I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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